“SUNGLASSES REQUIRED” MATCHUP OF THE WEEK: Bengals at Rams
The throwbacks on the Rams are infinitely superior to their current Notre Dame knockoffs, but combined with the hideous hyper-orange of Cincy, this game makes my eyeballs burn.
AFL MATCHUP OF THE WEEK: Dolphins at Bills
Not a fan of the turquoise pants, but the falling snowflakes more than make up for them.
NFL MATCHUP OF THE WEEK: Giants at Redskins
A classic matchup of two of the NFL’s oldest rivals, highlighted by the perpetually underrated getups on Eli & Co. If only the ‘Skins would commit to the gold pants full-time, we’d be looking at one of the half-dozen best uni matchups of the season.
THE INCREDIBLE HULK BOWL: Jets at Eagles
Green, green and more green.
THE SILVER SURFER BOWL: Lions at Raiders
Silver, silver and more silver. And just a little bit of blue.
LOOKS LIKE A SCRIMMAGE MATCHUP OF THE WEEK (played in Week 14): Bears at Broncos
There was more blue on the field in Denver last Sunday than at a Boise State game.