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In the entire Shek Republic, there is perhaps no more coveted real estate than the Land of the Fox. Unfortunately for most, money cannot buy residency in the LOTF; rather, entry is earned based one’s foxiness… and only the foxiest of foxes shall gain admittance.

With the release of “The Dark Knight Rises” trailer, we’re focusing on the foxiest women to have a romantic dalliance with the Caped Crusader in our first. Apologies to Eartha Kitt, Nicole Kidman, Anne Hathaway and Julie Newmar, the two finalists for our rumble are Michelle Pfeiffer (as Selena Kyle/Catwoman in ‘Batman Returns’) and Kim Basinger (as Vicki Vale in ‘Batman’).

Please cast your vote in the poll on the right-hand side of the page… but choose carefully: the winner gets a permanent home in the Land of the Fox, while the other is banned for eternity.

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