Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!
As always, I’m thankful to not be a Cleveland Browns fan. In addition, I’m thankful for Josh Sitton, stuffing & Steve Smith.
First, Sitton… for his spectacular top-to-bottom skewering of the Lions earlier this week. I don’t much care whether there’s merit in his words – but here in the increasingly polished sports world, I love the heat directed at a divisional foe.
Next, stuffing… for being delicious. One problem: why do we eat this glorious concoction of bread and I-don’t-know-what-else only on Thanksgiving? I want it added to every restaurant menu and every dinner table year-‘round! Let’s make that so for 2014 and forever.
Lastly, Steve Smith… for paying a visit to our podcast earlier this week. As usual, he was funny, frank, and full of keen perspective. We also conducted our second annual Pie-Off on the show… so you should listen.
Let’s get to the scores.
Do NOT continue reading if you don’t want to know the outcomes of the Thanksgiving Day games.
(111-64 on the season)
N. Suh: 2 kicks to GB players’ drumsticks
T. Romo: 393 yds, 4 TDs
EMILIA DAMESHEK 1
EWING’S SARCOMA 0
Roethlisberger: 201 yds, TD
Enjoy the turkey and stuffing, everybody! I hope your team wins… unless they’re playing my team.