Best Colors for Food
1. brown
2. red
3. yellow
4. green
5. white
6. orange
7. purple
Worst foods to eat after brushing your teeth
- salmon sashimi
- orange
- Buffalo wings
- syrah
- Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup
Animals Too Loathsome To Be Mascots
- Rats
- Worms
- Cheetahs (sounds like ‘Cheaters’)
- Cougars
- Wasps
- Vultures
- Piranhas
- Weasels
NFL Names That Oughta Be Used For Hurricanes
1. D’Brickashaw
2. Dick
3. Muhammed
4. Merlin
5. (tie) Champ/Boss
Month with the toughest sounding name
1. March
2. October
3. August
4. December
5. (vacant)
Best name in the NFL (for the week of November 7, 2011)
7. A.J. Hawk (Packers)
6. Sione Pouha (Jets)
5. Captain Munnerlyn (Panthers)
4. Frostee Rucker (Bengals)
3. C.J. Ah You (Rams)
2. Legedu Naanee (Panthers)
1. D’Brickashaw Ferguson (Jets)
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Best Jolly Rancher flavors (for the week of 9/26)
5. Strawberry
4. Watermelon
3. Peach
2. Cherry
1. Green apple
Last: Grape.
R.E.M.’s best album (for the last 1612 weeks)
8. New Adventures in Hi-Fi
7. Automatic for the People
6. Green
5. Fables of the Reconstruction
4. Murmur
3. Document
2. Reckoning
1. Life’s Rich Pageant
Best egg preparations (for the week of September 19, 2011)
5. Greek omelet
4. Over-easy
3. Poached
2. Scrambled with onions and lox
1. Hard-boiled
