Best Colors for Food

1. brown

2. red

3. yellow

4. green

5. white

6. orange

7. purple

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Worst foods to eat after brushing your teeth

  1. salmon sashimi
  2. orange
  3. Buffalo wings
  4. syrah
  5. Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup
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Animals Too Loathsome To Be Mascots

  1. Rats
  2. Worms
  3. Cheetahs (sounds like ‘Cheaters’)
  4. Cougars
  5. Wasps
  6. Vultures
  7. Piranhas
  8. Weasels
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NFL Names That Oughta Be Used For Hurricanes

1. D’Brickashaw
2. Dick
3. Muhammed
4. Merlin
5. (tie) Champ/Boss

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Month with the toughest sounding name

1. March
2. October
3. August
4. December
5. (vacant)

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Best pies for the holidays 2012

5. Chocolate Chess
4. Sweet Potato
3. Custard
2. Pecan
1. Coconut Cream

Also receiving vote: Banana Cream; Apple

Not receiving vote: Key Lime

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Best name in the NFL (for the week of November 7, 2011)

7. A.J. Hawk (Packers)
6. Sione Pouha (Jets)
5. Captain Munnerlyn (Panthers)
4. Frostee Rucker (Bengals)
3. C.J. Ah You (Rams)
2. Legedu Naanee (Panthers)
1. D’Brickashaw Ferguson (Jets)

Best Jolly Rancher flavors (for the week of 9/26)

5. Strawberry
4. Watermelon
3. Peach
2. Cherry
1. Green apple
Last: Grape.

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R.E.M.’s best album (for the last 1612 weeks)

8. New Adventures in Hi-Fi
7. Automatic for the People
6. Green
5. Fables of the Reconstruction
4. Murmur
3. Document
2. Reckoning
1. Life’s Rich Pageant

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Best egg preparations (for the week of September 19, 2011)

5. Greek omelet
4. Over-easy
3. Poached
2. Scrambled with onions and lox
1. Hard-boiled

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