2014 ProSHEKtions

PLAYOFF SEEDINGS

AFC

  1. COLTS (13-3)
  2. PATRIOTS (12-4)
  3. CHARGERS (12-4)
  4. STEELERS (10-6)
  5. BRONCOS (11-5)
  6. BENGALS (10-6)

Just missed: RAVENS (10-6); TITANS (9-7); JAGUARS (9-7)

NFC

  1. SAINTS (13-3)
  2. PACKERS (12-4)
  3. SEAHAWKS (12-4)
  4. EAGLES (12-4)
  5. BEARS (10-6)
  6. LIONS (10-6)

Just missed: 49ers (10-6); CARDINALS (9-7); BUCCANEERS (9-7)

WILDCARD RD

AFC

CHARGERS over BENGALS

BRONCOS over STEELERS

NFC

SEAHAWKS over LIONS

EAGLES over BEARS

DIVISIONAL RD

AFC

COLTS over BRONCOS

PATRIOTS over CHARGERS

NFC

SAINTS over EAGLES

PACKERS over SEAHAWKS

CHAMPIONSHIP RD

AFC

PATRIOTS over COLTS

NFC

PACKERS over SAINTS

SUPER BOWL XLIX

PACKERS over PATRIOTS

AWARDS

MVP: Jay Cutler

OPOY: Drew Brees

DPOY: Darrelle Revis

OROY: Blake Bortles

DROY: Ryan Shazier

COMEBACK POY Robert Griffin III

COACH: Mike McCoy

2015 NFL DRAFT ORDER (top five)

  1. COWBOYS
  2. RAIDERS
  3. GIANTS
  4. DOLPHINS
  5. CHIEFS
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Best Payton/Peyton

1. Walter Payton

2. Peyton List

3. Peyton Manning

4. Sean Payton

5. Gary Payton

6. [NONE]

7. Peyton Hillis

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Stuff (for the Week of 1/13/14)

1. The best Championship Sunday of the 21st century

2. Pizza with meatball & onion

3. Sidney Crosby > Evgeni Malkin > Alex Ovechkin

4. (tie) Smell of fresh-cut grass/’Young Frankenstein’

5. The comedy that is the 2013-’14 Lakers

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Stuff (for the week of 1/6/14)

1. 75 & sunny in Los Angeles

2. Kaepernick’s wheels

3. Amy Adams in ‘American Hustle’

4. Bolo ties

5. Navy bean soup

 

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Stuff (for the Week of 12/30/13)

1. Niners at Packers in subzero Lambeau

2. Derrick Harvey

3. Babyback ribs

4.  ‘Wolf of Wall Street’

5. Not being from Cleveland

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TV All-Time Comedies

1. The Simpsons

2. Cheers

3. The Larry Sanders Show

4. Jacksonville Jaguars games (more dramedy, but still)

5 (tie). Curb Your Enthusiasm/Seinfeld

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Ranking the five senses

  1. sight
  2. touch
  3. taste
  4. hearing
  5. smell
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Best Colors for Food

1. brown

2. red

3. yellow

4. green

5. white

6. orange

7. purple

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Worst foods to eat after brushing your teeth

  1. salmon sashimi
  2. orange
  3. Buffalo wings
  4. syrah
  5. Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup
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Animals Too Loathsome To Be Mascots

  1. Rats
  2. Worms
  3. Cheetahs (sounds like ‘Cheaters’)
  4. Cougars
  5. Wasps
  6. Vultures
  7. Piranhas
  8. Weasels
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