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The Shek Report: Week 15

Before Week 15 fades into history, Dave Dameshek shines his white-hot light of shame on Tony Romo, Eli Manning and all the other underachievers of the week.

N’if’L: What if Cutler doesn’t get hurt in 2010?

Dave Dameshek explores how the Chicago Bears and New York Giants could’ve swapped Super Bowls had their backup QB situation been different. Animation courtesy of Bindledog.com.

The Shek Report: Week 3

Dave Dameshek throws the book at Week 3′s biggest numbskulls. Tom Brady’s postgame attire and the underperforming Giants, Steelers and Redskins find themselves facing Dave’s white-hot light of shame this week.

Eight best Super Bowl XLVIII matchup possibilities

The good news is summer has arrived. The better news is the start of the 2013 NFL season is less than 90 days away. While we wait, some of us are biding our time with fun little distractions like the NBA and/or Stanley Cup playoffs … but always looking to spin it forward to pro football.

However things turn out between the Miami Heat and San Antonio Spurs, you can be sure David Stern and ABC television execs are relieved the conference runners-up, the Memphis Grizzlies and Indiana Pacers, aren’t still playing. Over in the NHL, the league was no doubt pleased with a final that includes 1/3 of the “Original Six,” not to mention a final four that also included the defending champion Los Angeles Kings and the star-laden Pittsburgh Penguins.

As promised, it leads us to this question: which NFL conference championship games and ensuing Super Bowl would be the most captivating to us fans in February of 2014? I’m glad I asked …

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This was the most popular reply after I tweeted for suggestions (follow Dave on Twitter @Dameshek) … and it’s a tough one with which to argue. On the AFC side, it’s the last prime-time showdown (probably) between Peyton Manning and Tom Brady, the two guys who defined pro football’s first decade in the new millennium. The NFC title game features Round 3 of the NFL’s newest “best rivalry.”

Every Super Bowl comes with pressure, but for these teams — who’ve combined to lose the last two Super Bowls and who’ve both played two straight conference championship games — another loss in the big game would be positively devastating.

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In the AFC, it’s not quite Darth Vader vs. Obi-Wan Kenobi or Aaron Rodgers vs. Brett Favre (seeing as how those rivals were in the same place at the same time), but Peyton Manning v. Andrew Luck — in the Dome Peyton Built, no less — would be pretty compelling stuff. In the NFC, the Jints face yet another brutal title game on the road as they pay a visit to Soldier Field to face one of 2013′s most potent offenses in snowy Chicago.

If you think two brothers coaching against each other in the big game caused a ruckus, imagine what’d happen if the Brothers Manning went head to head for all the marbles. Sure, seeing it in their hometown last year might’ve been even better, but Peyton (and his one ring) visiting Eli (and his two rings) with the Lombardi on the line wouldn’t be too bad.

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Forget the Super Bowl at MetLife Stadium — it’d be trumped by the events in the same joint two Sundays prior, when both the stadium’s residents host the championship games on the same day. Throughout the concourses and parking lots, potbellied guys in blue No. 56 jerseys and green No. 12 jerseys would be high fiving one another while just this once, Mike Lupica would be accurate in portraying New York as the only place that matters.

Two weeks’ worth of cracks about New York’s football teams playing each other in New Jersey notwithstanding, Eli vs. The Sanchise Geno Smith shooting it out for bragging rights would be fun for fans in the five boroughs and beyond.

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Andrew Luck and Peyton Manning waging war a mile high to become king of the AFC mountain is the stuff of Shakespeare (assuming the Bard digs pigskin), while Michael Vick — the forefather to this generation’s running QBs — takes on RG3.

Fans couldn’t complain about a Broncos-Eagles Super Bowl, but we can’t miss the opportunity to see sophomore superstars Luck and Griffin go head to head.

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For those fans who follow the game’s history, this would be the ultimate final four. On the AFC side, the six-time Super Bowl champion Steelers and thrice-victorious Raiders resuscitate their 20th-century postseason rivalry, while in the NFC another Dallas-San Francisco title-game chapter is written for the first time since Troy Aikman and Steve Young.

A showdown between the Steelers and the five-time champion Niners, arguably the NFL’s two greatest Super Bowl-era dynasties, would be great, but better still is the fourth Super Bowl installment of Pittsburgh and Dallas (the NFL’s version of Celtics-Lakers) battling it out — again — for the Lombardi. By late Super Sunday, the Steelers would have seven rings, or the Cowboys would have a sixth.

(By the way, Ben Roethlisberger vs. Tony Romo trumps any soap opera or reality show imaginable.)

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If that last final four was for the league’s “haves,” this one’s for the “have nots” — specifically, some of the longest-suffering fanbases in the NFL. (Sorry, Arizona Cardinals fans, we only have four spots.) On one side, we have Cleveland visiting Buffalo, the home to some of pro football’s most loyal fans; and in the NFC, two North foes tangle in the Vikes’ dome, which has been rendered exponentially better by the football gods on the eve of the game when a blizzard breaks the baggy roof and dumps 10 inches of fresh powder on the field.

In MetLife, it would be the Vikings (0-4 all time in the Super Bowl) against the Bills (0-4 in Super Bowls) — not exactly a legendary showdown, but the teams and their fanbases — accustomed to chilly conditions — are a perfect fit in what could be a frigid event. By NFL rules — and moral decency — someone has to win … even if the final score is 5-4.

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The defending champs have to go on the road to play the AFC’s most complete team, while the Niners pay a visit to the toughest place in the NFL for a visiting team to win.

What, you didn’t enjoy the last Super Bowl? It had everything: Big plays, an exhilarating comeback attempt, and a convenient (albeit extended) bathroom break in the third quarter. In other words … Harbowl II!

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The 2013 offseason (and AFC East) champion Dolphins visit Arrowhead Stadium, in the same city that on Christmas Day of 1971 Miami and Kansas City played the longest game in NFL history. The NFC title is a rematch of the teams in the 1960 NFL Championship Game, this time with the game’s best QB going against Chip Kelly’s revolutionary offense.

Andy Reid going against the Eagles about an hour away from Philly would be nice … and would extend the Christmas holiday with the green-and-red color scheme. You might have noticed we didn’t take the opportunity to match the Chiefs and Packers, which would be a rematch of the first Super Bowl … but that one’s better saved for the golden anniversary Super Bowl game in the 49ers’ new stadium, especially since it’d pit former San Francisco QB Alex Smith against Bay Area kid Aaron Rodgers.

That’s still two years away, though. We’ve still gotta figure out the best matchups for February of 2015 in suburban Phoenix.

The 2013 Pro-Shek-tions: Offseason edition

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“I don’t think they’re going to be able to run (Colin Kaepernick) like that. He takes one good hit, there goes their season.” — Green Bay Packers defensive end Datone Jones.

Out of the mouths of babes.

What does Colin Kaepernick have in store for an encore to his sensational 2012 season? (Tony Avelar / Associated Press)

What does Colin Kaepernick have in store for an encore to his sensational 2012 season? (Tony Avelar / Associated Press)

Before we write off the Green Bay rookie’s remark as a bit of youthful exuberance, though, let’s harken back six months ago to those halcyon days of November of 2012. Kaepernick, having replaced the incumbent Alex Smith earlier in the month, was dominating defenders around the NFL. Same goes for rookie phenoms Russell Wilson and Robert Griffin III. Cam Newton, after stumbling out of the gate in his second season, got his groove back in Carolina. The dawn of a new day had arrived. By any name, the run/read/pistol/spread option was revolutionizing pro football before our eyes … or at least we thought it was until a large percentage of curmudgeonly experts told us it was just a fad the league’s defensive coordinators would solve in the offseason.

Well, in case you haven’t noticed, the offseason has arrived, which naturally begs the question: How’s it going, defensive coordinators? Have you figured out how to negate — or at least marginalize — the spread option?

The answer to this question naturally goes a long way toward determining who’ll thrive come September. Those who believe in the endurance of the spread option likely favor the 49ers or Seahawks to represent the NFC in Super Bowl XLVIII next February. Those who think it’s a Wildcat-level gimmick are probably leaning toward the Packers or Falcons.

Fact is, here in May, no one knows the answer. Not Colin Kaepernick, not the defensive coordinators, not even Datone Jones. In other words, the only option is reckless speculation, or for our purposes today, “The Pro-Shek-tions.” Yes, it’s time to share my updated picks for the teams and their seeds for the 2013 AFC and NFC playoffs, the accuracy of which I absolutely, positively guarantee*.

*Unless my internal devil’s advocate – Devil’s Dameshek – changes my mind before Week One.

AFC

1. Houston Texans — Are they the conference’s best team? No, but they’re close. Alright, so they looked a little out of their depth in Foxboro last January, but remember: that divisional-round loss to the Pats was the first road playoff game (and second playoff game overall) in Matt Schaub’s entire career. Now he’s got some seasoning and rookie DeAndre Hopkins, who might be the first Texans WR not named Andre Johnson worthy of the opposing secondary’s attention.

Devil’s Dameshek: Seasoning a flank steak won’t turn it into a filet mignon. Know what I mean, Schaub?

2. Denver Broncos — Between Andy Reid’s Kansas City Chiefs and the Norv-less San Diego Chargers, the West won’t be the same cakewalk it was last season. Then again, Denver didn’t exactly stand pat themselves. Wes Welker and Montee Ball are nice adds to an already high-functioning offensive machine, and DT Sly Williams might prove to be a late-first-round steal.

Devil’s Dameshek: There’s a reasonable chance Peyton Manning plays like a 38-year-old man with a bum neck. There’s an even better chance Welker performs like most free agents who leave New England (read: not very well). There’s an excellent chance the defense regresses with an over-the-hill Champ Bailey and without Elvis Dumervil.

3. Cincinnati Bengals — The Ravens-Steelers rivalry might get the headlines in the North, but make sure you read the fine print. The Bengals are now the division’s (and maybe the conference’s) most talented team. The offense can grind it out old-school behind a stout o-line, or shoot it out with A.J. Green (the upper-middleclass man’s Calvin Johnson) and a gaggle of electric young playmakers. Oh, yeah, and Mike Zimmer’s underrated defense is even deeper and nastier than it was a year ago.

Devil’s Dameshek: It’d be the height of irony if the one thing that kept this team from achieving its full potential is a big-armed QB like, oh … I don’t know … Carson Palmer.

Bill Belichick shows his style during a recent rookie camp. (Michael Dwyer / Associated Press)

Bill Belichick shows his style during a recent rookie camp. (Michael Dwyer / Associated Press)

4. New England Patriots — The emperor has no clothes. Well, alright, he has clothes — they’d just look more appropriate on a hobo. Either way, Emperor Belichick’s mojo seems to be on the fade. The defense does a fine job of turning the ball over, but it plainly hasn’t been good enough over the last few postseasons against the likes of Joe Flacco, Eli Manning and even Mark Sanchez. I was sure the 2012 return of a long-absent running game would make the difference in tight playoff games. I was wrong. Tom Brady — a.k.a. the truly indispensible figure in the Pats’ remarkable run — will be good enough to win the East again, but it’ll be tight.

Devil’s Dameshek: Like his pal Peyton, Brady has benefitted from playing in a crummy division most of his career. That won’t be the case in 2013 with the improved Dolphins and Bills, and even the Jets, who give the Pats (at least) one tough game every season.

5. Kansas City Chiefs — Don’t be swayed by sour Philly fans: Andy Reid knows how to coach, especially when it comes to quarterbacks. After making guys like A.J. Feeley and Kevin Kolb look like viable starters, how can anyone doubt what Reid will do for a first-overall talent like Alex Smith … especially with a nice collection of skill position guys and an upgraded o-line? On the defensive side, the cupboard is full of fancy pieces like Tamba Hali, Brandon Flowers, Derrick Johnson and Eric Berry. Take note, denizens of the Mile High City: Winning the West might not be like climbing a mountain, but it’s more of an uphill fight now that KC’s biggest weakness — Romeo Crennel — has rolled away.

Devil’s Dameshek: The Branden Albert melodrama goes off the rails; Eric Fisher moves to the left side and fails. (Rick Reilly’s not the only person who knows how to rhyme!)

6. Miami Dolphins — As our Around The League pal Dan Hanzus put it, “If Jeff Ireland is done for, at least he’s going out like Tony Montana.” Yes, the Fins’ GM has pushed all his chips into the middle of the table, and it says here the gamble will yield a wild-card berth. At least. But for all the offseason moving and/or shaking, the most important acquisition came in the previous draft when Ireland took Ryan Tannehill, who’ll build on what would’ve been a Rookie of the Year-worthy season had 2012 not been the all-time greatest QB class.

Devil’s Dameshek: The big-ticket moves are undermined by a dicey o-line and secondary.

Close, but no cigar …

Tennessee Titans. Tough leaving the Titans out of the playoff mix, but one too many analysts have told me Jake Locker just isn’t accurate enough to make the offense consistent. Baltimore Ravens. Ozzie Newsome filled the holes as well as can be expected, but the Ravens will find out what the Steelers learned in 2012: A lack of locker-room leadership makes the post-season a bridge too far. Indianapolis Colts. Andrew Luck is gonna make Darrius Heyward-Bey look like a seventh-overall pick, but there are just too many questions about that defense. Pittsburgh Steelers. Mike Tomlin’s “next man up” rhetoric is inspiring, but a franchise that eschews free agents in favor of drafting well has to, y’know, draft well.  Every one of Pittsburgh’s ’08 picks has now either washed out or moved on.  So, yeah, not well.

NFC

1. San Francisco 49ers — One near-Super Bowl visit, one near-Super Bowl win, and one gutsy midseason QB change. It’s only been two seasons, but Jim Harbaugh might be the best coach in the NFL. The players are good, too. In fact, they might collectively be the best in the NFL. The dominance of the defense is old news. The offense is newfangled dynamism. Imagine the nightmare of game-planning against Michael Crabtree, Vernon Davis, Anquan Boldin, Mario Manningham, Frank Gore and LaMichael James. Oh, yeah, and that Kaepernick fella, who might be the only NFL player capable of outrunning one of his football-shaped fastballs. Like every other team, the Niners lost some players at key positions in the offseason. Unlike almost every other team, they seem to have upgraded themselves at those positions.

Devil’s Dameshek: Best in the NFL?! They aren’t even the best in their own division (and the Rams ain’t bad, either).

Aaron Rodgers can at times display great facial hair, but always possesses an accurate arm. (Julio Cortez / Associated Press)

Aaron Rodgers can at times display great facial hair, but always possesses an accurate arm. (Julio Cortez / Associated Press)

2. Green Bay Packers — Swoon over the callow purveyors of the spread option all you want. Wax poetic about the greatness of Brady and Peyton if that’s your thing. I’ll take Aaron Rodgers, who’s been better than the league’s second-best QB for so long it’s become something most of us take for granted. Not Mike McCarthy and Ted Thompson, though. They finally took at least a little of the weight off of Rodgers’ shoulders with the threat of a running game in the persons of rookies Eddie Lacy and Johnathan Franklin. And don’t look now, but that defense continues to add intriguing pieces every offseason.

Devil’s Dameshek: Have you seen their schedule? Road games at San Francisco, Baltimore, Cincy, Dallas and the N.Y. Giants. Home games against Atlanta, Pittsburgh, Philly and Washington. Yikes.

3. Atlanta Falcons — The Saints were my pick to take the South a couple months ago, but I’m now giving it to the reigning champs thanks to the return of Tony Gonzalez, the signing of Osi Umenyiora, the drafting of two cornerbacks in the first two rounds, and the Saints’ hiring of Rob Ryan to fix the crummy D. Borderline Hall of Famer Steven Jackson is an upgrade from Michael Turner, which oughta open up things even more those twin No. 1 WRs.

Devil’s Dameshek: Performing like they did in 2012 will not be enough for the Falcons to win a much-improved South in 2013. Revis!

4. New York Giants — I’d flip a coin, but it’s only got two sides and all four teams could win the East. (The previous statement applies to every season until otherwise notified.) My Cowboys optimism has dimmed after a draft that did little to fix defensive soft spots. The Redskins’ defense will be better, but we don’t know yet about RGknee. The Eagles are intriguing, but the starting QB might change six times before the regular season arrives. That leaves the Giants, whose continuity has to be worth something, right?

Devil’s Dameshek: What continuity? Umenyiora, Ahmad Bradshaw and Kenny Phillips are gone, and the team still hasn’t inked Victor Cruz! Forget flipping a coin. Anybody have a dreidel with the emblems of the NFC East teams on it?

5. Seattle Seahawks — Depending on a Seattle fan’s perspective, it’s either exciting or frustrating to think the ‘Hawks are talented enough to win any division in the NFL … with the possible exception of the one they’re in. Let’s take the glass half-full side: Last January the team was a play away from an NFC Championship showdown against the 49ers, who they’d dominated just a few weeks prior. Now they’ve added Cliff Avril and Antoine Winfield to the defense and Percy Harvin to the offense? It’d be downright unfair … if San Francisco hadn’t specifically countered those moves with Anquan Boldin and Nnamdi Asomugha. If I didn’t know any better, I’d say the two teams are aware of their rivalry.

Devil’s Dameshek: Russell Wilson and Co. had to pull too many fourth-quarter miracles last year. (You might recall a certain specious Hail Mary, to name one.) Those things have a way of balancing themselves out.

6. St. Louis Rams — Think you had it tough last year, Dolphins fans? Rams lovers have been lamenting the lack of targets for Sam Bradford since Ryan Tannehill was a college wide receiver. Lament no longer, St Louis. Now with the addition of two ‘eers (West Virginia, that is) named Tavon Austin and Stedman Bailey. More exciting (at least for Jeff Fisher and all lovers of great defense), the Rams have high-pedigree talent at all three levels.

Devil’s Dameshek: Bradford’s 2010 ROY proves to be the anomaly; Snead eyes a new QB in 2014 draft.

Close, but not cigar …

New Orleans Saints. Darren Sproles is nice and all, but it’s time for Mark Ingram to provide tough yards in tight second-half games to limit other teams’ snaps against what figures to be another mediocre-to-bad defense. Tampa Bay Buccaneers. That all-world secondary, the talented defensive front, and a strong running game make the Bucs relevant, but Josh Freeman needs to make ‘em a winner. The South is suddenly a tough division in which to do that. Carolina Panthers. Speaking of the South, the Panthers defense is looking less atrocious all the time, but when is Cam Newton gonna get a wide receiver besides Steve Smith already? Detroit Lions. The good: There’s lots here for a Lions fan to like. The bad: There’s lots here to make a Lions fan shudder. The ugly: Jim Schwartz isn’t proving he’s the guy to mold the clay into a winner.

So … how’d I do? Agree or disagree with my pro-Shek-tions? Speak now or … don’t. Either way.

DDFP: Just Cruz-ing with Victor

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Coming fresh off a Super Bowl victory, Giants wide receiver Victor Cruz does the next best thing as he joins the show to discuss Super Bowl XLVI, teammates Eli Manning & Brandon Jacobs, and of course salsa dancing. Handsome Hank also stops by for a Gisele-inspired segment. We declare Victory for all who listen.

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N ‘if’ L: What if Tyree didn’t make his Super Bowl catch?

David Tyree made one of the best catches in Super Bowl history. But, what would have happened if the receiver didn’t make the catch? For answers, Dave Dameshek must dig deep into the bizarro world of the N “if” L.

‘Shek to the Future: Super Bowl XLVI

Dave Dameshek and Adam Rank fire up the DeLorean one last time to reveal the winner of Super Bowl XLVI a few days early.

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DDFP: Talking playoffs with Steve Smith

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Shek & Rank review the fascinating divisional round games, look ahead to the title games and bid farewell to Tebow with pals No. 89 Steve Smith and Handsome Hank. If you like football, you’ll probably like this show.

DDFP: Wild Card recap

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Shek presses through his Tim Tebow-induced anguish to break down the wild-card round with the help of Rank and DDFP’s favorite 2012 Pro Bowler, No. 89 Steve Smith, who also talks about taking his Panther pals to Hawaii, bad QBs and Ike Taylor. Sudsy the NFL Stat Man then stops by to provide salient numbers leading up to the divisional round matchups.  Will you enjoy Episode 45?  To quote Marv Albert, “Yes!”